Merthur + Shut up

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

Insp [x]

Gamer sex tip #48

asaridancer:

Push your partner onto the bed, seductively crawl on top of them and kiss their neck. Give them a sultry smile, look them dead in the eye and say “find peace in the embrace of the goddess” and snap their neck.